Kids say the cruelest things

Last week, our son Carter turned 10. We broke down and agreed to take him to his favorite restaurant, Golden Corral. At least it didn't set us back much.

During our lunch, I tried to frame the significance of the day by pointing out that he was now half way to being 20 years old. Car gave that about 10 seconds thought, then replied, "That means Mom is halfway to 90!"

He still needs a good bit of polishing over the next 10 years if he's ever going to get along with the ladies.